pause whore

when someone pauses the tv all the time for dumb reasons

matt: mom stop pausing the TV
mom: sorry
matt: you're turning in to a pause whore

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Short Pause

When you're banging it out and you need to take a short break to prevent yourself from blowing your load.

We were going at it really hard and she was about to blow my mind,. but because I didn't want to end it soo soon, I took a short pause before I proceeded to bang the hell out of her again.

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Verizon Pause

An awkward pause that follows a question you know the answer to but don't have the stones to answer truthfully.

Smith: We made a decision to change our pricing model, and what we've done is we've allowed people to share data among a number of devices regardless of how many people are on the plan, it's a device model. And we're charging on the megabytes of data that they use.

Moe: Why?

(Verizon Pause)

Smith: People have changed the usage of how they're using their devices. They're moving to using more data, and to ensure the speed and reliability and the access to the network, people are paying for the amount of data that they use.

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Pause for the cause

when you take a break in a day to realese some of the bodily fluids.

SKEET SKEET SKEET mutha fucka

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Ayo Pause

It makes you sound like you have had absolutely no schooling in your entire life. It may sound catchy as first and people may laugh or use it but then after you say it for the hundredth time nobody will want to talk to you. It brings down your attractiveness a lot. There was this guy in my class and at the start of the year I thought I had never seen anyone more attractive then him but now he just gets on everybody’s nerves because he sounds kind of stupid.

“Come Lilee”
“Ayo Pause”

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Raquel Pause

When you are texting your friend and they randomly stop replying with no explanation, and then about an hour and a half to two hours later, the person replies with their reason.

So today, Bob was texting Susie and during the middle of their conversation, Susie randomly stopped replying for about two hours. Later, she texted Bob back apologizing and saying that she was with her boyfriend or shopping or helping her mother clean their house at 8:00 at night. Bob then texted Susie back saying RAQUEL PAUSE!!!!!!!!
I must deal with this all the time. :

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pause moment

when somebody says something really random, crazy, or nasty. you pause and stare and usually say "what??" or get really quiet and then laugh

when bobby admitted he'd kiss nick cannon, that was a total pause moment

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