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Magic the Gathering played with the Magic 2010 rules changes.
Player A: What are you doing? Combat doesn't use the stack anymore.
Player B: I don't play corporate magic.
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When a person looks better in their myspace pictures than they do in real life.
Dan: "That chick I saw on myspace is so hot."
John: "Don't get your hopes up, it's just myspace magic."
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A woman whose husband or boyfriend ignores her for Magic: The Gathering.
Jessica: Honey, let's go out to eat tonight!
George: Not right now, I'm in the middle of an 8-4.
Jessica: But you said we could go to Wing Stop for dinner.
George: I just made the finals!! My deck is sooooo ridiculous!!
Jessica: Sigh. The life of a Magic Widow.
Dan: Sorry babe, I can't go to Andrew and Megan's wedding, there's a PTQ this weekend.
Renee: Are you kidding me?
Dan: It doesn't matter, he just got on the train, she'll be a Magic Widow in 6 months, and they'll be divorced in a year anyways.
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A sock you use for cum while master-bating.
"Why do guys call it a magic sock"
"You would call it magic too if you shot your cum on your chest."
Magic poop is when you take a shit, wipe and there is nothing on the toilet paper!
I just had a magic poop.
Vagina in which a man cums in under 5 seconds
Dat bitch has a magic poon!
The hidden file on a computer where the user hides their porn.
"I'm grounded for a month because my mom found my magic envelope with all my BDSM stuff in it."