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The planet that thinks the solar system revolves around it, the one that thinks it's bigger than the sun, and that bigger is better.
Jupiter seems like the planet of arrogance.
Jupiter is the biggest planet out there that we know of which is fitting because Jupiters have to be the biggest and the best people. Jupiters will not settle for number two, they have to be on top, nonstop. Jupiters are kind yet sassy. They will be your best friend forever if you are good enough for their standards. Jupiters are also super good looking. Any girl would want to be them and any boy would like to meet them, Jupiters have a way of getting what they want. How could they not they are very deserving and perfect! They also give people a helping hand anytime it is needed. All in all, Jupiters are some of the best people you will ever meet, because, they are just Jupiter!
"Jupiter is not hanging out with anyone, I am going to go talk to her! I bet she can help me with biology!'
A woman who has no life. She likes to make definitions on Urban Dictionary. She likes musicals, namely Hamilton. Sometimes she types too fast and misspells. Other times, she doesn't know how to fucking spell and says, 'oh sorry, typo, lol'
Oh, yeah, also the BIGGEST PLANET IN OUR GALAXY. DAT BIG DOOD HAS A RED SPOT! YOU SEE IT!? IT'S rEDDER THAN THE BLOOD THAT POURS OUT OF MY- 'JUPITER'S' SOUL. EVERY. SINGLE. PAINFUL. DAY.
help
No one: "hiya! What's your name?"
Me: "Ari- err, Jupiter."
No one: "oh! Like the planet?"
Me: "...no..."
The hottest most fine person. Has an addiction to the song cpr and sings it whenever he can. They are too cute the smile they give is the brightest, even brighter than the sun. Their face is so cute the only person to be compared faces with is Mitsuba. But theJupiter is even hotter than that, making people traveling miles just to seek wisdom from such.
Jupiter: finer than the ticket on your car
Someone who farts excessively e.g. a Gas giant
Damn, that girl won't stop farting. She's Jupiter.
The world’s most unequivocally shredded and large-dicked man to ever graze the surface of this planet we inhabit. He carries a soft and welcoming grin, and is musically inclined. Since the very instant he exited his mother’s uterus, he was instantly the most sacredly preciously sexually attracting man. If a pedophile were to become horny upon Jupiter’s gaze, he or she would be acquitted of any charge concerning sexual misconduct with a minor, due to the court’s understanding of jupiter’s beauty. His hair is fluffier than wild moss on a dewy summer dawn. His name is incredibly accurate, meaning large, and it’s uniqueness parallels his personality.
Much his planet counterpart, Jupiter is the biggest, male genatalia wise.
The best planet in our solar system. It is 100x better than that flat planet Earth
Logan: Whats the best planet
Any Smart Person : Jupiter of course