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A reefer-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jerks off and blows his load.
We smoked some awesome weed and had dick-blowing reefer-gasms!
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A z-gasm is where you blow your load at a zoo. Near the panda exhibit. Often due to the feminine wiles of the various wild creatures.
I swung by the pandas, and that was cool, but those monkies got me rolling, I almost kicked out a z-gasm.
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A wick-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacking off with a lighted wick up his ssshole and told to "Suck Dick" and swallow another dude's cum before the burning wick scortches his boy-hole.
Matt made me have a wick-gasm -- he made me jack off and suck his dick and make him cum before the burning wick hit my asshole!
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A seed-gasm is a cumgasm that a guy has when he blows his load up another dude's asshole.
I had a seed-gasm when I shot my shit up the asshole of that new cadet!
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A stroke-gasm is the cumgasm a guy gets when he strokes his dick and has a cumgasm.
I'm taking a 300mg Viagra, getting stoned, and having 3 or 4 awesome fleshlight cum-rush stroke-gasms tonight!
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A dick-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he smokes Maui Wowie and jacks off feeling like every cell in his cock is going to explode.
I smoked some weed, and I'm looking forward to an awesome dick-gasm!
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A tit-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he has a cum-shot to or past his tits.
Matt jacked me off, and I had an awesome tit-gasm!
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