~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=qwertyuiop{[]|\asdfghjkl:;"'zxcvbnm<,>.?//?.>,<mnbvcxz'";:lkjhgfdsa\|][{poiuytrewq=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~

Wow. You're that bored? I didn't even think that was possible.

"You: i need to get my schoolwork done
Also You: types in ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=qwertyuiop{|\asdfghjkl:;"'zxcvbnm<,>.?//?.>,<mnbvcxz'";:lkjhgfdsa\|{poiuytrewq=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~"

19👍 4👎

~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>??><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}||}+"{_?:P)>LO(<KI*MJU&NHY^BGT%VFR$CDE#XSW@ZAQ!~

YOU HAVE REACHED THE END BY NOW YOU DO NOT EXIST BECAUSE OF HOW BOARD YOU ARE DON'T WORRY I TRIED DOING IT BUT I FOUND NOTHING.
YOU CLAIMED THE "I NO LONGER EXIST TROPHY"

~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>??><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}||}+"{_?:P)>LO(<KI*MJU&NHY^BGT%VFR$CDE#XSW@ZAQ!~

4👍 2👎

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-0987654321``1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-['=]\\]'/=[;.-pl,0okm9ijn8uhb7ygv6tfc5rdx4esz3wa2q1`

How did we get here? How bored do you must be to search `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321``1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\\'/=;.-pl,0okm9ijn8uhb7ygv6tfc5rdx4esz3wa2q1`?

P1: 'How bored are you p2?'
P2: '`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321``1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\\'/=;.-pl,0okm9ijn8uhb7ygv6tfc5rdx4esz3wa2q1`'
P1: 'I... I'm not even going to ask'

1👍 1👎

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-0987654321`?><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!

When you've already typed everything but you're still really bored so you type this. Please stop torturing your keyboard. HOW ARE YOU THIS BORED???

Person 1: I just typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321`?><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@! on the keyboard because I was really bored
Fabric of reality: *breaks*

/.,mnbvcxz

You were trying to type all the keys on your keyboard backwards on urban dictionary out of boredom, but accidentally pressed enter while doing so and now you're here.

1. damn, i accidentally typed /.,mnbvcxz and not /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq into the search bar becaue i accidentally pressed enter.
2. very cool

1234567890087654321234567890!@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@!qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewqQWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>??><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIREWQ

when you are so bored you type the entire number row, then do it in reverse, then redo the exact same shit but while holding shift, then type our every alphabet letter & punctuation sorted by qwerty, then do it in reverse again, then redo the exact same shit but while holding shift again, and done. Your useless ass keysmash is complete.

"when are you even gonna use 1234567890087654321234567890!@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@!qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewqQWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>??><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIREWQ?"

`123457890-=\][poiuytrewqasdgjkl;'/.,mnbvcxz

you dog. you putrid creature. you thought you had it. nope. i did. i did it first. you went on your stupid idiot keyboard, took your stupid idiot fingers, and slid from ` to =, then from \ to q, etc, alternating with what little idiotic pattern recognition your monkey brain possesses.

guy 1: hey look i typed `123457890-=\poiuytrewqasdgjkl;'/.,mnbvcxz
guy 2: ok will you have hot sweaty gay sex with me now
guy 3: KILL YOURSE