Nov 17

Nov 17 is the day you give your boyfriend or girlfriend your hoodie or scrunchie

Bro its Nov 17 I need to give maddie my hoodie

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April 17

On this day you should pick up your short friend and throw him down the hall and yell "THIS BITCH UGLY! YEET!"

Wes: "Aaaah! What are you doing?"
Jack: "It's April 17th"
Wes: "Oh no..."

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april 17

April 17th is national shut the fuck up day. Gay, straight, boy, girl, transgender doesn't matter just shut the fuck up.

Hey dipshit it's april 17, so maybe you should shut the fuck up.

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February 17

February 17 you have to give your girlfriend a hoodie or you don’t love them period

Oh no tomorrow is February 17 let’s go get her a hoodie !!

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october 17

October 17. Otherwise known as BROctoberfest is a holiday when bros gather with their fellow bros to slam natties, play cod, eat sandwiches and flat out chill all fuckin day. It is certainly the chillest holiday ever invented.

Bro #1-"Bro, what you doin for October 17?"

Bro #2-"Playin some lax, fuckin my slampiece, pounding some natties, and smokin a monster joint. Just like every year at broctoberfest"

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January 17

my birthday.

January 17 is my bday

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november 17

happy national post pictures of ur bffs

sarah: why did u post those pictures of me
me:duh it’s november 17th

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