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Wear a suit or tuxedo to Minions: The Rise of Gru on July 1st, the release date of the new minions movie just for the most fascinating piece ever made in history.
Whenever going to a movie theater and see a man wearing a suit or tuxedo you already know what that man in that sigma suit going to watch on July 1st 2022.
We will rise for Gru.
A beta: “That movie is for kids.” *pizza on his stomach*
A Sigma: “A Ticket to please to the Minions: The rise of Gru, my good man.” *with a tuxedo on*
July 1 2022/ The Rise of Gru Day
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You probably live in Western Mass if you look this up. This school is so fucking bad. Thers got fights 24/7 and shit on the floor. Kids smoking weed in the lower area. cough cough gavin. The school is like 60% black people 15% white and 25% asians. 6th graders yellin "Pushin P" in the hallways. Our basketball team is legit made a of black people and like 1 white kid. The school is so easy to pass now. Honestly Sabis was better. And theres so much asians. FUckin HaTE asians.
Kid: have you herd of Springfield International Charter School 2021-2022
KidB: yeah i went there. I Got shit on my shoes now.
Yo you remember Febuary 21st 2022 4:00 pm est?
Bro wdym
:)
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UD Jews, I’m talking to you
On my “Ball of Confusion” definition, there is a weird date: December 27, 2022.
I’m assuming you guys must have changed it to this.
Is something supposed to happen on this day?
Why did you change the date to December 27, 2022?
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Location: Male Dormitory
Participants: Enzo, Will, Justin, Aidan, John, and Ilya (by proxy)
At approximately midnight, Senatorial Candidate John Anglum, hurled a plastic cup of frozen marinara at the dormitory door of two of his fellow students, one of whom was the current Senator, Justin Bergeron, after discovering it had been placed in his fridge by his roommate. Chaos ensued as Justin was forced to slam his door to shield himself and his roommate from the wrath of the candidate, and while neither had any political grudges in the past, these actions could only come from hatred and malice. Only time will tell if this will be another footnote in history, or the final blow to John’s already tumultuous political carrier.
Ben: Did you hear about the 2022 “Marinara” Incident?
Ronald: Yeah I hear it might cost John his whole carrier.