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The rare people born on this day are the ones we want to rule the world. They are being defined of having the behavior of true kings (or queens). Pure, humble, charismatic, polite, they inspire us to be better. And if you’re very close to them, they will to everything to help you and have a childish sense of humor that will make you laugh your lungs off. But even tho they’re extremely attractive, as surprising as it may seems, they struggle a lot to be in a serious and passionate relationship, sometimes because they don’t want to, or they’re scared to hurt someone. Awwww :(
20th may is the day of Taurus in astrology
April 20th is a Simp Matija for 24 hours day.
If you know someone named Matija go do it!!
It's April 20th!! Let's simp Matija!!
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"Hey dude its April 20th"
"You mean national top hat day?"
"yep"
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A day where Weebs and normies alike decided to storm the most heavily guarded base in america, Area 51. Their plan was simple, yet complicated. The Karens and Furries would charge the front while the people armed to the teeth and Naruto (TM) Runners charge the right flank. Then, on the left flank, Kyles, Rock Throwers and Anti-Vax kids would storm the left flank. All of this is happening while us, as intellectuals, sneak around the back and go inside and clap some sweet alien cheeks.
Kyle: "I want those alien cheeks so badly!"
Karen: "We're going to storm Area 51 first you bone head."
Kyle: "It's on September 20th right?"
Karen: "When would it be if it wasn't, Bone head?"
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Person 1: yo, what’s your birthday?
Person 2: May 20th
Person 1: Ha ha, you’re a bird
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On April 20th, everyone named Nick needs to lose their Vl’s. (Virgin Lips)
“Hey nick have you had your first kiss?”
“Not yet, I’m a Vl.”
“Well Saturday is April 20th so I’ll take them from you”
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a day to celebrate all the birthdays of people who were forgotten this year
oh it’s the 20th November
if you forget ur friends birthday, celebrate it on this day!
wow! it’s the twentieth of november, it’s a birthday! happy birthday baby!
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