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A day where Weebs and normies alike decided to storm the most heavily guarded base in america, Area 51. Their plan was simple, yet complicated. The Karens and Furries would charge the front while the people armed to the teeth and Naruto (TM) Runners charge the right flank. Then, on the left flank, Kyles, Rock Throwers and Anti-Vax kids would storm the left flank. All of this is happening while us, as intellectuals, sneak around the back and go inside and clap some sweet alien cheeks.
Kyle: "I want those alien cheeks so badly!"
Karen: "We're going to storm Area 51 first you bone head."
Kyle: "It's on September 20th right?"
Karen: "When would it be if it wasn't, Bone head?"
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April 20th is a Simp Matija for 24 hours day.
If you know someone named Matija go do it!!
It's April 20th!! Let's simp Matija!!
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"Hey dude its April 20th"
"You mean national top hat day?"
"yep"
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Person 1: yo, what’s your birthday?
Person 2: May 20th
Person 1: Ha ha, you’re a bird
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On April 20th, everyone named Nick needs to lose their Vl’s. (Virgin Lips)
“Hey nick have you had your first kiss?”
“Not yet, I’m a Vl.”
“Well Saturday is April 20th so I’ll take them from you”
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a day to celebrate all the birthdays of people who were forgotten this year
oh it’s the 20th November
if you forget ur friends birthday, celebrate it on this day!
wow! it’s the twentieth of november, it’s a birthday! happy birthday baby!
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