September 23

National put your dick in a bag of Doritos day.

the only day where it’s acceptable to put your dick in a bag of Doritos.

person 1 : “what’s your favorite flavor of Doritos?”
person 2: “why?”
person 1: “tomorrow is september 23 national put your dick in a bag of doritos day”
person 2: “shit i forgot. get me Cool Ranch”

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November 23

The day when the greatest person was born. Whoever has this birthday will get there crush to like them on that day. You should treat people with this birthday with respect.

Oh, tomorrow is November 23, his birthday. I should treat him nicely.

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July 23

National find your soulmate day! On this day you find the person you’ll truly love and love to fuck

Yo you guys started dating on July 23! Damn y’all must be having hella good sex

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January 23

It’s called my birthday.

January 23 is my birthday, yay!

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april 23

if your birthday is today well your really pretty and all the guys/girls want you

that girl is born on april 23 shes gotta be drop dead gorgeous

October 23

October 23 is hentai day.

Person 1 : yo wtf, why are you watching Hentai??
Person 2 : it’s October 23 AKA he hentai day, you wanna join me?
Person 1 : you made that up but ok.

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July 23

One Direction is 1 year older that last year! We celebrate them!

Person 1: Omg it is July 23! Person 2: One Direction is 1 year older than last year! Person 3: Let’s celebrate!!🎉🎉

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