June 27

Grab anything you want day.

Ahh finally, I can grab my crushes ass today because its june 27.

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March 27

National ding dong ditch day

Go ding dong ditch sum1

“ITS MARCH 27th!”
*dings the dong*
*white woman calls police*
“HELLO? YES, A AFRICAN AMERICAN JUST VANDALIZED A DOOR “

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March 27

Give head to your boyfriend

March 27 is awesome

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July 27

The day bad bitches were born

Guy 1: damn she is a bad bitch

Guy 2: well duh her bday is July 27

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July 27

Your a baddie!

Everyone wants to be you, your an easy 1000/10 and your very popular.
You can get any lad/girl you want.

Wow she’s a cute, and she’s born on July 27! She must be badd

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may 27

national fuck you girlfriend day.

gf:fuck me
u:no
gf:it’s may 27
u:okay and?
gf:it’s national fuck your gf day dumbass
u:stfu before i leave ur ass

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27 march

it's the international day you fucked love no matter what you do where you are you can do it

It’s 27 march,yes

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