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International day of badassery : This is one of the most badass days to ever exist. People born this day are pure wonder. People become their most badass selves in every possible way on this day
“Today is 28 September! Let’s be badasss !”
“Yes let’s climb the Everest today”
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Something amazing will happen to you on this day!
January 28 will be the best day of your life
The hottest person is born and there sure to have sex by the age of 17
Wow that bitch is hot
I know she's born and January 28
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National beat up kids who are annyoing day. No matter what, just use this as an excuse
Kid- "Hey you know Jackie?"
Kid 2- "Yeah shes so annyoing"
Kid-"Since its 28 of April let's beat her up"
Kid 2-"For sure"
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International hickey day!
January 28th is known as International hickey day. Hickeys, also known as "love bites" are often given/recieved by someone in the heat of a sexual encounter and can also be seen as marking your territory on your significant other
Girl 1:"Its January 28, you know what that means"
girl 2: "it mean I'm about to get bella hickeys from my man"
Both: "International hickey day!"
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National dummy thicc day. People born on this day have natural bouncy lustful booties.
"damn Tom, you're dummy thicc."
"Yeah that's because I was born on September 28!"
"I can tell when his birthday is just by looking at that phat ass!"
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