May 31

National grab and smack ass day 😉

Guy: Do you know what May 31 is?
Girl: No what is it
Guy: *Slaps girls ass* It’s grab/slap ass day

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jan 31

January 31st is National Meme Friday.

Meme Friday is on Jan 31

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October 31

In October 31st you can have sex,kiss/make out with anyone you want

Ohh it’s October 31st time to have sex with Logan.

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October 31

The day when hannah tells Finn she likes him

Me: guess what today is
Hannah: what?
Me: October 31, you have to tell Finn you like him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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July 31

The last day of the month July.

Today is July 31, the last day of July.

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October 31

We give all the people that were born on this day a piece of candy

“Your birthday’s October 31”

“Yeah
“Here’s some candy”

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31 march

31 march is the support broke artist day
Do you have a friend who draws a lot or want to be a artist? Well a lot of artist aren't that rich so 31 march is a day to give them a lot of support hugs, food, little gifts or share their work!

A: It's 31 march! Here is your favorite cookies Happy broke artist day!

B: Aww! Thank you! That's really sweet of you

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