all 5

This is when a women is being fucked in all her holes including the ears

Oh last night me and some people I met at the club had an all 5

Wow that sounds interesting

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January 5

If born on this day you at the best person in the world everyone should treat you like royalty. Act like you own this place.

I'm born on January 5 oh that why you the best

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Asian 5

The subjects taken in your VCE years in Victoria - Specialist Maths, Maths Methods, Physics, Chemistry, English and fast-track Biology in year 11.

I want to do Medicine at Uni

Oh, you better do the Asian 5

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in 5 minutes

A phrase said by people in hopes to shut you up about asking them when something will happen. 99% of the time, the anticipated event doesn't happen in 5 minutes. It often doesn't even happen in 15 minutes.

At 3:10 PM
Person 1: When the hell are you getting here? This was scheduled for 3:00 PM!
Person 2: In 5 minutes.
Person 1: OK.
***20 minutes later***
Person 1: It's been way more than 5 minutes, what the hell are you doing?
Person 2: hold on! Why are you so impatient?
Person 1: Because you told me you'd be here in 5 minutes!

Feb 5

National no homo day

On feb 5th You can be as gay as you want and still not be gay

March 5

The day the hottest person is born

Wow they must be born on March 5th.

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October 5

National pick up a chair and throw it day

Jimmy:Hey bro what you planning on doing today?
John:Bro it’s October 5th dumbass

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