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The type of person who spends much of their time on social media or messages just waiting for the next new cause to fight for. Be it videos of corruption, censorship, shameless trademark requests, or ethics in games journalism. Once they find something that goes against their simple moral code they fight back. Thus begins a vigorous and dedicated action or movement in favour of said cause. Though only on the internet.
Once chosen they will defend or fight for this cause even if they have no practical interest in the subject at all. For you see, what drives an Internet Crusader is not so much the subject but their own ideals and morals. While driven by good intentions initially the end result is far more ugly. This is in part thanks to the to the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory and the popularity of these stories gaining the attention of even more Internet Crusaders or people jumping on the bandwagon.
Similar to Armchair Activist Armchair General Armchair Idealist
Tayne: You hear about how they censored the swimsuits in the US version of Call of Brody? They made Beatrix's bikini into a one piece swimsuit in the Hot Springs scene!
Robin: Does it matter that much?
Tayne: We should not let censorship exist in any form. We're lighting up their forums right now so bad!
Robin: Stop being such a Internet Crusader Tayne. Is it really that important?
Tayne: Yes. And don't tell me what to you because you don't even exist.
And then there was nothing.
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A "Scailie" A.K.A someone who enjoys acting like anthropomorphic lizard or reptile creatures more often similar to a dragon. Sometimes they even have an associated Scalie voice they use to be "in-charcter". They also often get sexual pleasure from such a concept.
Crusader is a scalie
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States that were founded by Crusaders in Europe, Near modern-day Israel.
Ex:The Kingdom of Jerusalem and Cyprus
Crusader 1-''Hey, did you hear about the Crusader States?''
Crusader 2-''No, where are they located?''
Crusader 1-''Oh, just follow the trail of dead Saracens and Mamluks. you will find them eventually.''
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The phase that comes after a males healing phase post-breakup where he bangs anything with a hole.
Ryan: Did you really sleep with that chick last night?
Gabriel: No shit I did, I told you I’m on my dirtbag crusade.
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5 Gays are on cock crusades today! one of thems a real cock crusader
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When you walk around with a blanket on and snag someone into it and fart a really dank fart while they are trapped inside of it. i.e. a portable dutch oven.
Watch out for the BF walking in the house with his blanket on, he might give you the caped crusader!
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This word is another term for a lesbian.
We didn't know Elizabeth was a crotch crusader.
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