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1. An entity that can perform unrivalled acts of endurance masturbation
2. A person who can survive on a diet consisting solely of Milk and Easter Eggs
Boy 1: Where is Tom today?
Boy 2: I don't know, I think he has been in the toilets for 40 minutes.
Boy 1: Oh, he is such a Sackville-Hamilton
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When someone asks you: "what's your
name, man?" And a flying Lin
Manuel Miranda screams "Alexander Hamilton!" And flies away
Yeah, I got Alexander Hamiltoned last night...
she is an unpopular girl in the MTV show "Awkward."
"Oh my God did you see Jenna Hamilton last night on Awkward. She looked like she was about to barf!"
"I know right!"
The kind of guy that is super proud to be a "grill master". Owns every kind of grill known to mankind, knows every cut of meat and what it is best for what. Posts pictures of grilled meat all over Instagram. However, the meathead also likes to drink while grilling and doesn't notice his expensive grill is on fire.
Look at Ryan, that Hamilton Meathead hasn't noticed his Traeger is in flames!
Should we tell him?
Nah!
alexander hamilton and eliza schuyler/hamilton’s son that will blow us all away-
“daddy daddy look! my name is poet, i am a phillip-“ “phillip hamilton- i mean anthony those aren’t your lines.”
Some significant founding father that was turned into a musical by chance.
Lin Manuel Miranda: I read this book on Alexander Hamilton, I should turn it into a broadway show!
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