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Heidi Salami

My old fuck buddy

I can't wait to Heidi Salami tonight.

by diskullman February 3, 2010


heidi montag

Franken tits, as Perez Hilton calls her, a woman who is lost in the world, paid for her own voice to be put into a blender and spat out a over autotuned album. was so beautifull before getting 10 surgeries in one day. a sad sad icon of our gerneration.. ANYONE CAN BECOME A POP STAR.

Hey have you herd of Heidi Montags New Album??
-no. who the fuk is heidi montag??

by Bri Bri 123451234 December 15, 2010

60๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


heidi maria

a long carrot

lisa: look at this carrot i found!
jane: that's a heidi maria if i've ever seen one

by cock killer 69 March 22, 2021


heidi montag

lauren conrad (of mtv's the hills)ex-best friend. she currently dates spencer pratt. their relationship is the source for the termination of lauren and heidi's friendship. heidi apparently works at bolthouse studios in l.a. as an event coordinator. she is from bute crest colorado and has a brother and sister.

during the summer of 2007 heidi under went a rhinoplasty and a breast enhancement. fortunately her cup size went from a negative A to a C. needless to say she was thrilled.

despite losing all of her friends for spencer pratt (who frosts his tips), she tries to seem confidant in life.

she makes for great drama on the hills, although this drama is probably not real.

heidi montag:we saw lauren and her abusive ex boyfriend jason at ketchup last night.
elodie (a co-worker):hmm..(not seeming to care) what did you do?
heidi:we sent over drinks to feel out the waters, you know?
elodie: no i dont know. you used to be friends with lauren, aurdina adn whitney. what happened whith that? you lost all of your friends?
heidi:uhh uah waht?
elodie:IT'S SO SAD.

by sconnie lady November 9, 2007

179๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


Heidi Klum

Heidi Klum is a slang word for cocaine. Basically the name of any white girl can be used in place for this. (Ex; Hannah Montana). Most recently referenced in Eminem's song "Untouchable".

"Yo fam you got that Heidi Klum?"

by DaddyTakeTheWheel April 21, 2018

15๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Heidi Range

The only one in the Sugababes worth looking at.

: Dude, do you like The Sugababes?

: There's more than one of them?

by Azure September 8, 2004

36๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rory/heidi

Can tell them apart except for their voices and their hair colour. They are both cool, and Heidi is abusive to her boyfriend. Rory is ok and so is heidi. They are cool, and creative, and stuff. Not really sure what to say. They combined have a minimum of 1000 texts in the group chat per day. Yeah.

Have you seen Rory/heidi talking shit to each other recently?

by BIG Dong 12โ€ July 1, 2019