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When a male enters the room with obvious sented hand lotion following him around. You know he has just jerked off because men dont care about soft skin. Avoid hand shakes, high fives and games of red rover for at least 2 to 4 hours.
Bill: What smells like cucumber mellon?
Ted: I think Tim just rubbed one out.
Bill: Jerk-Off Hands
Tim: Anyone want a skittle? (extends palm full of delicious skittles)
without lubrication, just raw.
I was jerking off stalefish and my dick got raw.
When you get your penis suck in the barrel of a 12 gauge shotgun and pull the trigger
"dude i was im the hospital because i tried the russian jerk off."
The phrase from the YouTuber and Twitch streamer Teo, no one's exactly sure what it means, but it's used to make a strange situation even stranger.
What the hell is going on, I feel like I'm jerking off a blind guy over here!
An expression for over-doing something, doing more work than is necessary to complete a task, or the general idea of using an ass-backwards method to achieve a relatively simple goal.
Yeah, well he's always jerking off with both hands.
In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday (i.e., Kwanzaa).
It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)
My African friend tells me that Kwanzaa is fake, but he believes in National Jerk Off Day!
This is the action of jerking off, then jerking off right after that.
Joe: Where is Chris going?
Paul: He's probably going to jerk off stalefish.