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A very hot dirty blonde guy. That’s a little chubby but very cute. Usually sings or plays an instrument but is also very funny. Usually dates short short girls that have their hair either bleached or their hair is brown or dirty blonde . Everyone wants to get with Parker.
Girl: hey do you see that hunk over there
Girl2: yeah that’s Parker he’s in my chorus group he flirts with me a lot
Girl: Lucky
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Guy: "Wow have you seen that guy Parker swimming hella slow? "
Me: "yeah that's just Parker being a fucking Mormon again."
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A total fuckwad. Not that cool and says "swag" a lot.
THATS A PARKER,HE JUST STOLE MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND.
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(v.) to steal the seat of another
I was going to sit down when he parkered me.
Dude, don't parker me I was sitting there.
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The political idealogy where your opinion is "fuck them" "fuck em" "fuck the other side we run shit"
Commonly appears in high schools across America
We have a football game today, well its time for some Parkerism, "fuck em we Run shit and we are gonna win"
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Something that is a dick move, or something completely idiotic
"Wow, that was such a parker."
"HEY PARKER, QUIT BEING SUCH A PARKER"
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