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The sexual-combat method preferred, practiced, and promulgated by Potions Master Professor Severus Snape.
The grading system is indicated by the button-number, and styling of the Snape-Gi.
Snape-ette: *twirls rapidly on the spot, screeching loudly*
Normo: "WTF?"
*Snape-ette kicks Normo in the head whilst sneering*
Snape-ette #2 "Nice Snape-Fu there, Sis..."
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a character in harry potter who is the real villain and bullied children thought it was ok tho cos he didn’t get to sleep with our queen the perfect lily evans
someone: severus snape is my favorite character
me: ewwwwwww
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At my school Severus Snape is my principal and he calls people to the office so he can give them beer and knock them out and have sex with them, boy or girl.
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The guy in the Harry Potter films who looks like Alice B. Toklas. Played by Alan Rickman, who hasn't been sexy since 1988.
Professor Severus Snape, my crush on David Thewlis notwithstanding, do you realize you look like Alice B. Toklas, right?
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(noun) a person who is very difficult to put your finger on; he/she often displays seemingly contradictory behavior which make said person's motives very difficult to decipher
John's always hitting on girls, but whenever they flirt back he gets all offended and says he has a girlfriend. That SOB's a real Severus Snape.
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The major event that occurs in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Before many fans were able to finish the book, it was spread all over the internet, and ruined the ending for fans all over.
It is also a fad on ytmnd. Many pages were created with this information, sometimes in humorous ways.
<Dude1> Hey, did you know what Snape kills Dumbledore?
<Dude2> What the hell?! I haven't read it yet!!
<Dude In Car> Hey! Snape kills Dumbledore.
<Girl> Nooooooo! You bitch! YOU BITCH!!!
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The major internet fad of 2005. Spawned off many ytmnd sites. Its two mediums where pictures and video:
Pictures:
Someone got ahold of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince before it was supposed to be released to the public and scanned pages 596, 597, and 606 to prove that Snape killed Dumbledore. The pictures spread like wildfire and ruined many Harry Potter fan's lives.
Video: Someone videotaped(poorly I might add) himself driving past a crowded bookstore at 1am and shouting "Snape kills Dumbledore!" at all the Harry Potter fans outside, ruining the story for them.
1: d00d have u read t3h harry pott3r yet
2: SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE PAGE606PWNED
1: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG u n00b
Driver: Hey! Snape kills Dumbledore!
Girl: Ooooooooooh you bitch! Bitch!
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