The act of shitting in one's hand then inserting the feces into your partner's butt while screaming "Steamy Muffin!"
Hey Jane have you had any steamy muffins lately?
A male receiving a blowjob while shitting then ejaculates all over the face of the person giving head.
I gave my girlfriend a steamy blizzard last night and her face looked like a ski slope that smelled shitty!
“why does the bathroom smell like shit”
“my bad i made a steamy stevie”
The act of fucking a hot pocket or a folded up pizza while still hot.
Man I got a blister on my dick for doing the Steamy Italian.
When a male ejaculates in his own feces, then proceeds to put the feces in a woman's vagina.
Did you hear Dylan dropped a Steamy Stack in his girl, and the bitch got pregnant
Shitting on someones face, then painting them like a jack-o-lantern, this works even better if they happen to be a ginger.
Man, i tried a steamy pumpkin last night.....im ashamed......
The act off taking an explosive pudding poop then having the steam slowly rise up out of the bowl.
I ate way too much Taco Bell today, I'm definitely going to have to take a steamy creamy shortly