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The Original Pranksters of the Harry Potter series. Funny, creative, amazing at creating pranks for the Hogwarts kids. They are known for their shop.
AKA Wizard Wheezes
These are made up from my friends
Jayke- Did you hear that the Weasley Twins pulled a prank on Oliver Wood?
Mallana- No, but i heard that that they puled a prank on Umbridge?
Jayke- Yeah, I heard about that.
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Twin souls start out as one soul that is seperated into two, whose purpose is to eventually reunite after both halves have learned to be whole again on their own. When twin souls look into each others eyes, it is like looking into a mirror that reflects the good and the bad that is deep within them. They will cross paths many times, in many different lifetimes throughout the journey, but it will never fully work out between them until both halves have become completely healed from the lessons learned along the way. Only then can they return to each other for an eternity of perfect unconditional love beyond the physical world.
She knew they were twin souls when they met. Looking into his eyes, she saw that his soul and her soul were the same...
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When you sit down on the toilet and someone left the seat up and your do-dads dip in the water.
I woke up in the middle of the night and wet to the can, but somebody left the seat up and I ended up baptizing the twins.
When you find something in common with someone else that involves your hand.
My friend: (smacks hand on table) wow it tingles
Everyone else: (smacks their hands on a table) I don’t feel anything
Me:(smacks my hand on table) wow it’s tingling!
Me and friend: we are hand twins!
Dutch twins are siblings that are born a year or less apart. Such siblings are also referred to as Irish twins which some people consider racist due to the fact that many Irish Catholic people do not believe in birth control.
Kathryn was born in 1986. Her little sister Lucy was born in 1987. People sometimes referred to them as Dutch twins or Irish twins.
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Two Children born in the same Year with the Same Father but Different Mothers.
Guy: Hey , I didn't know you had a twin.
Friend: Yea, we're Fathernal twins, we're born in
the same year with same Dad,
different Moms.
GUY: What, like on ya Father's Side!?
Friend: You could say that.....poppa was a playa!
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The best team that doesnt need money to win like the yankees, red sox, braves, etc.
Hey Bob what's the best team in baseball?
The Minnesota Twins.
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