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Filthy Astronaut

To perform this maneuver you must first be entering your partner from the doggie style position, Just before the man milk is projected through the beef straw you must grab a plastic bag and quickly place it over the head of your unsuspecting partner and firmly fasted it by making a fist with the plastic behind the head. After securing the bag in a single motion swing around until you are facing your partner face to face. Next using your fist or a blunt object strike your partner in the face or about the head hard enough that they begin to see stars. Finally you release the bag and with your right foot kick them in the chest knocking them back on the bed lying on their back , straddle your partner in a manner that your cock is in there face and your sitting on their chest with your knee on their ears now release deploy your man milk across their eyes and your partner will see nothing but the milky way.

Sweetheart, If you dont stop staring at that guys cock Im goin to take you home and give you a Filthy Astronaut

by JoeWilly 1972 February 16, 2009

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filthy one

Usually used to describe female that gets around, or another word for a whore.
Can also describe something that's being a "pain in the ass".

Have you seen bobs new girl?
Yeah, shes a lil filthy one.

by Lafurnace July 13, 2014

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filthy fuss

fucking a girl in the ass then putting in her mouth

I was with this chick last night and gave her a filthy fuss untill she choked

by ilbcnu October 22, 2015


Filthy Bright

Excessive amounts of awesome

Dan: “Yo, did you one pump that kid?”

Joe: “Yea man, I’m a Fortnite God.”
Dan: “That’s filthy bright!”

by Branchey August 16, 2018


Filthy Lava

The act of mixing pop rocks and soda in an anus that is pointing straight up in the air. 15 seconds of finger banging and one good fart creates an eruption.

"Damn! It has taken me one week to get that filthy lava off of my new boxers!"

by lovesock August 16, 2008


filthy franku

Also known as FilthyFrank, Filthy Franku is a popular Youtuber, friends with Ian (idubbbz) Max (maxmoefoe) and Chad.. I dont know his youtube.. Filthyfrank has multiple egos throughout his channel, such as Pink Guy. He also makes music by the name of joji.

Filthy franku's hot, no homo

by Borf mc borfey November 29, 2017


the filthy firmino

When a brazilian man with extraordinarily white teeth, engages in aggressive anal sex and then empty’s a frube into the second anal cavity

Barry! Your mother and I worked on the filthy firmino! 10/10 dude!

by XxxMax_NormanxxX May 27, 2019