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Mummy Dust

When you hit a really stupid person in the head, the only thing that comes out is Mummy Dust.

I hit Vicky in the head and the only thing that came out was Mummy Dust!

by Kinser9 July 21, 2004

40๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


angry mummy

Giving a sleeping MILF a surprise facial. (Bonus points for getting it in her eyes).

Steve's mom was so hot napping in the couch , I just had to give her an ANGRY MUMMY. She was so pissed, she jumped up to try and strangle me, but tripped over the coffee table because the bitch couldn't see!

by Too tall May 26, 2014

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


mummy foot

When a female specimen maintains upon her heel, a cruddy dusty mess. The decrepit white-bound masterpiece of open sores, crevasses, and skin dust, masks the classy heel which it inhabits.

Bobby's momma looking good, look at em legs?

Yeah them are some fine looking legs. She got the ol white crown on her feet. Dems mummy foot.

Oh yeah them are some nice heels.

See also: glacier feet, cheese grater foot

by marvin woodhead February 5, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gummy mummy

Very similar to a Yummy mummy. ie a sexually attractive mother who looks after herself and her appearance.

There is, though, an important distinction. Gummy mummies are beautiful and attractive until they open their mouths. They have serious gum problems, normally caused by previous crack or meth addiction.

John: Wow, look at Tina's mum, she's a yummy mummy !!

Shaun: Who ? Shazza ? have you seen her when she opens her gob ? I'd say she's more like a gummy mummy.

coined the term

by JustJayne November 16, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


mummy kins

Dearest Mum

I love you Mummy Kins

by James M April 8, 2004

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


yummy mummy

A mother who is interested in looking after herself as well as her family while taking pride in her appearance. She doesn't have to be gorgeous just a little interested in being mildly fabulous!

There is nothing a yummy mummy likes more than leaving the kids with dad and taking off for a pedi and a mini manicure.

by gnabunne August 12, 2006

100๐Ÿ‘ 102๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dummy Mummy

Teenage pregnancy

When a kid has a kid: specialy to claim Dole money. A Dummy Mummy

by greengerkin November 24, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž