“bestie pluto”, one who is addicted to saying “so true”, and loves Lana Del Ray. they love yerba mate, and are meras #1 simp.
Person: hey! did you hear about bestie pluto? i heard that they like to say so true a lot.
Pluto: i- so true bestie!!
When your partner suddenly becomes lesbian for the 2nd-3rd time in a row.
“Damn, Aaron. I got plutoed again.”
When you're so fucked that you're on another planet.
I'm totally plutoed right now.
To be so mashed that you are really incomprehensible as if you're body's hear but your sensate mind has definitely transported to a far, far distant planet
I was so plutoed yesterday I had a conversation with a tree
the funniest and best person ever and is also very coolest and one of the gays
“pastel.umbrella/pluto just messaged me :D”
“OMG COOL! they’re so fun to talk to”
Use in describing a person that always think out of this planet
My friend's brother is so obsessed with the stars and astrology he is such a Pluto maniac
Pluto nigga is a term for a fat ass normally found on construction sites it is almost a rule that every construction company has at least one Pluto nigga
Man shit where's my hammer I don't know go see if the Pluto nigga has it