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The explicit sexual act of an octogenarian plugging the glory hole of a young looking slutty, sexually perverse whore. During this act of perversion
the old man must slap the whore repeatedly on the ass and scream at the top of his lungs "Yeah Yaaah!"
"She got mouthy, so I went all potatoes on her. That stopped her incessant complaining."
"That bitch said she liked it rough, I assumed she meant dirty too. I passed her off to an old timer, and he went all potatoes on her."
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When someone acts Insanely crazy or starts asking questions that make no sense. Usually happens due to lack of sleep.
Aiden: can worms cry...?
Emma: go to sleep, your potatoing
Aiden: I lock worms up in my basement and use their skin as pencil grippies
Emma: go to sleep, you're potatoing too much
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Another name for a silencer
I told my nigga to be smoove he put a potato on the barrel
Dang you can't hear nothing with that potato on
I told my nigga to be smoove he put a potato on the barrel
Dang you can't hear nothing with that potato on
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The ultimate gift you send your friends and loved ones @ www.personalpotato.com to ensure they know how much you mean to them.
Johnny sent me this beautiful potato with "happy anniversary" written on it from www.personalpotato.com he's the best husband ever!
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People Over Thirty Acting Twenty One.
Nate: Is that your mom over there dancing to Lady Gaga?
Lori: Yeah, she is such a Potato.
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A simple drinking game which is usually best left for later in the night when everyone is a bit drunk already. It is played using:-
A large potato
A group of people
Alcoholic drinks
Everyone stands in a large, closely packed group with one designated 'potato tosser' standing outside the main group. Everyone except the tosser must hold their drink. The tosser then launches the potato with the aim of it landing somewhere among the group. Anyone within the group who looks up after the potato has been thrown must consume their entire drink. Anyone who moves after potato has been thrown must consume their entire drink. The person that the potato hits must drink their entire drink and then they become the potato tosser.
'Let's play Potato'
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an edible tuber native to South America; a staple food of Ireland
If you don't know what a potato is, your fucked in the head.
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