Runner's Bum

The phrase used to describe running whilst needing to excrete one's bowls, the sufferer then has 2 choices:
- clench their arse and hope for the best
- shit their pants

"Paula Radcliffe shit herself in the marathon", "oh yeah we've all had runner's bum"

runner

when you've been drinking more than the usual amount for a few days. Not as much as a "bender" where you are drinking a lot more than usual - almost always to point of getting really drunk.

John's been on a runner since he got back into town. Let me know if it turns into a bender.

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Runner

An important part of the fine dining industry. Also known as a Club Activities Coordinator, a Runner is a hard-working, determined, and loyal employee of any restaurant.

Isn't that runner such an important part of a restaurant's survival? Yes it is.

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runners high

when the endorphins from running kick in and make you feel as though you have done drugs. You become happy, everything is funny and you can't stop laughing! It makes you love to run

ha ha ha I have runners high.

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Destroy The Runner

An amazing metal band, with a little christian rock mixed in, but still a very good band for anyone to listen to. Formed in San Diego only a few years. I love their sound, u should get some stuff by them

Destroy the runner's best songs are "saints" and "columbia"

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Runner's Trots

When running fast or long distance and you crap your pants.

Tim ate a power gel that messed up his stomach and he got the runner's trots.

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Kryptic Runner

A runner is a 13 year old Virgin who has a big nose and has got a band of 14-19 year old followers who support him everyday and support everything he does also known as beta nonces

Hey look we are playing Kryptic Runner we might be famous

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