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A sexually transmitted disease exclusive to males, most common among homosexuals and Yorkshire terriers, that results in ejaculation consisting of UV light semen and glitter sperm.
MAN1: I really enjoy the atmosphere of this gay bar. Everyone seems super happy and they're all covered in glitter. It's fabulous! The only problem is the lights are so bright that it's hard to see.
MAN2: That's because the bartender has Stage 3 Sunshine Dick, silly goose!
MAN1: Sunshine Dick?
MAN2: It's an STD. It's not deadly or even harmful, but it turns your man milk into light and glitter. Once you've had it for a while, you don't even need stimulation anymore. Just pull out that bad boy and you can frost the room!
MAN1: What if he has other STDs?
MAN2: It's common courtesy for those with Sunshine Dick to yell "Care Bear countdown" before unleashing the happy blast.
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The term used to describe the inexplicable appearance of hot girls in summer weather
Large quantities of scantily clad girls suddenly appearing in your locality, from where they came noone knows
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1. A (vaguely) sexually related act that involves substantial planning to pull off.
- Step 1: Freeze a good portion of urine, the night before the planned sunshining
- Step 2: The next day, wake up early. If the sunshinee is woken, pretend you're making her breakfast or something.
- Step 3: Using a snow cone machine, turn the frozen pee into a slushee consistency.
- Step 4: Form a snowball with the slushee pee
- Step 5: Run into the room, yell "GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE!" and pelt that bitch in the face with your Colorado Sunshine.
2. Refers to the sunshine, if in Colorado.
Bitch gave me herpes, so I decided to gift her with a bright Colorado Sunshine.
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David Cameron, in parallel universe: "Not signing up to Kyoto, are you? UNLEASH THE BUCKETS OF SUNSHINE!"
Redneck, on Afghanistan: "A'say, yeah.. we get's them troops out, an' send those there Ah'l-Kwaida folks a free bucket of sunshine or two. Turn the place to glass."
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sun·shine can
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Any container that contains a propellant that can be abused by persons addicted to inhaling such substances. So named for the infamous woman, Allison, on the show "Interdiction" who was addicted to breathing in the propellant from air-duster cans and stated, "it's like I'm walking on sunshine".
Can also be referred to as, "a can of sunshine"
Dude, I need to blast some radioactive dust bunnies out of my computer case; toss me a sunshine can.
Why do you have that sunshine can in your mouth? Are you daft?
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Yellow sunshine: A certain type of strong LSD or acid...
Yo homie I gotta get a tab of that yellow sunshine!
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to shine someone on, to bull shit one aka blowing smoke.
I am not blowing sunshine up your ass. I really mean it.
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