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The name you give to the cops when they're trying to take your freedom.
Cop: You been smoking that reefer, boy?
You: No, sir.
Cop: You sure? Cus you smell like you've been smoking the devil's lettuce! What's your name?
You: I'd prefer not to disclose that, sir. I have done nothing wrong here.
Cop: What's your name, boy?
You: (Clears throat) Jon Sanchez, sir.
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Its when you stick your index or middle finger in a jar of mayo and smear it on the upper lip of your victim. Looking like as if they just drank some chunky milk.
Jon Doe "Hey, whats that on your hand?"
Dude "What, this!!"
Jon "WTF man, its awful!!!"
Dude "Mayo Sanchez!!! OHH LAYY!!
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Like a dirty sanchez except toothpaste is used as lube and then you jizz in her mouth and use your dick as a toothbrush
Max: Hey baby I think tonight we should try out the minty sanchez.
eRIn: What's that?
Max: You'll find out soon enough
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The act of pulling out your partners anal beads and whipping them across the face Indiana Jones-style. May result in a mustache.
Damon couldn't help but give RJ an Indiana Sanchez last night, after discovering his anal beads.
After anal sex the male give his partner sideburns with the poopstick
Lemme get a sideways sanchez
A Suicide Sanchez is when a male is performing the act of having sex with his girlfriend and at the same time sticks his finger in her ass. He then inserts that same finger into his own mouth.
After a night of hard partying and executing a Suicide Sanchez , Jt had to brush his teeth seven times and mouthwash eight to get rid of the funky taste in his mouth.
When you are having anal sex with a woman, while she is on her period, you stick a finger, or two, into her vagina, get them good and bloody, reach around and wipe them onto her upper lip.
I got to give katelyn her favorite present last night, a ginger sanchez. She was so happy.