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When your ripped six pack is covered by a thick layer of fat.
This isn't a beer belly, it's my stealth abs. I just needed to avoid attracting too many ladies with my well defined stomach.
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Actor who played Fish on the TV show Barney Miller. He's most famous, however, for being falsely reported dead in the 1980s, but is still alive as of 2008. He seems to be immortal.
Abe Vigoda will go when the Earth itself does!
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Sungyoon Abs is real it's not a myth it's entire existence is both a distraction and a blessing to all Goldenness. Everyone needs some sungyoon abs in their life.
"Good morning, have you had your daily dose of Sungyoon Abs today? Good golly!"
When a man (or woman) has such toned abs that you could pick up a mallet and play them like a xylophone.
Blythe: Man that guy has such great abs!
Sarah: Yea, I could look at those xylophone abs all day...
Well worked on, and to put it into some sort of perspective, its what you would call some Nice, lean, sexy, clean, buff, ABS!! If you uneed some proof that this is even possible, check out Usher! He got his washboard abs practically trademarked! ya dig?
What up?
YO! Check out that guy's washboard abs!
WOW!! You serious? Is that really him?? Man, he works out good!
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When someone has visible abs not from working out but from not eating. Used to gain clout amongst girls but they aren’t real abs. Fuckboi’s send them to thots on snapchat
Person 1 “Shit bruh that guy doesn’t have real abs he’s just skinny as fuck”
Person 2 “ oh you mean that he has indent- abs. Indent-abs aren’t real and just abs gained from not eating shit”
Person 1 “Word”
Refusing to lend out DVD's and video games after having them scratched / damaged by careless friends. Inspired by NBC's Community character Abed who refused to lend out "Kickpuncher 3: The Final Kickening" for this reason.
Guy 1: Hey can i borrow MW:3 when you're finished with it?
Guy 2: Sorry dude, Abed's rule.