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1. A school that raises money to "buy new things" but just wastes ALL the money on turning the AC ALL THE WAY UP and then yelling at the kids for trying to keep warm with hoodies
2. The school is now run by the SAGE mafia
3. A knee-length skirt, tall people discrimination cUlt
4. The freshman class always either looks 12 years old or 17, there is absolutely no in between
1. "I heard you, 17-year-old boys, saying crap in the hallway and I find that very disrespectful, detention for all of you."
2. "what's for lunch today?"
"Some form of chicken or pork covered in some sauce, some bougie-ass rice, and vegetables that are either so soft that it's legit mush oR really hard to the point of breaking your teeth."
3. "Is Columbus Academy fixing the wifi?"
"No, they are building a full balcony for the auditorium that no one asked for."
"well, SHIT."
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A free online learning platform that magically instills you with concepts and knowledge in a matter of seconds from the comfort of your own room as opposed to a matter of semesters in a stinky classroom. Often chastised by teachers and professors for an alleged lack of interaction when in fact their actual contempt arises from Khan Academy's remarkable ability to underscore their incompetency.
Argh, I don't understand my calculus homework and I'm failing the class, argh.
*visits Khan Academy, watches 3 minute tutorial on indefinite integration*
*now an expert on indefinite integration, now has A+ in the class*
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This is where most students get shanked.If you're a girl you're either a loner or popular and if you're a boy you're either gay or a roadman.
Do you go Oldbury Academy?
Yhyh
You lucky blud u ain't got cheffed
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imagine hell and super max prison had a baby, thats Centennial Academy
awl man... i have to go to Centennial Academy tomorrow
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The Best Book Ever- About a girl called Rose Hathaway
1: Did you read the newest Vampire Academy book?
2: Yeah, VA rocks!
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Air Academy High School (AAHS) is located on the Air Force base in Colorado Springs. A public school full of spoiled brats, hopeless stoners, and few between. Famous for bird-shit-white walls, suspensions given for going on Myspace via school computers, being one of the poorest schools in state yet ranking in the 90th percentile in testing scores, and being synonymous with purgatory. Staff compares the campus to a minimum security prison, based on the fact that you must present ID to heavily armed MPs simply to get to school everyday, not to mention there are 2 cameras for every one hallway. There has not been a senior prank since 2007. 1 in 3 lockers in the original building are broken. The only successful "sports teams" are band and cheerleading. On a foggy morning it looks like fucking Silent Hill. The only place filthier than the bathrooms is the cafeteria. The only place filthier than the cafeteria is the rest of the school. The mascot is a fictional bird called a "Kadet" (pronounced: fucking retarded), a miserable spin-off of the Cadets that attend the College on the same base.
Guy1: Where'd you go to high school?
Guy2: Air Academy man! Built in the '50's, it established the Academy District 20 in Colorado Springs!
Guy1: Sounds shitty.
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1. A college preparatory school located in the Albuquerque area.
2. A fortress located deep in the desert. Features many flights of stairs, arches, and secret underground tunnels.
3. A school for nerds who built pvc cannons when they're supposed to be doing homework.
Yeah, He's an albuquerque academy kid
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