Alan

Really okay dude, usually only friends with him because of his sister, quite annoying, and Taiwanese.

Alan is fucking gay

Alan

Cute,nice

I think I’m in love with this boy named Alan because he’s so cute an nice

Alane

An autistic plane

Are you going on a alane? That's cool!

Alan

A breeze; after Alan Breeze, a singer with the Billy Cotton Band.

There's a nice Alan today.

alan

fat negro, all he does is eat, sits on his fat bum all day and munches on 15 cheese burgers everyday, his fav shop is kfc, typically weighs 469kg

woah look at that alan he’s super obese

omg that alan just broke the chair

Alan

Alternative name for cigarette developed by a group of friends at the Big Chill. Originally put in place to replace the word Haine.

Mate you fancy an Alan?

Yeah sure, can you set me a light for my Alan..

alan

the world's best person, now one can be as best as him

alan the pro