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A sexual act performed by short white 100m sprinters, usually involving a feather duster and a pack of fire lighters.
The other night after training, I took a random stranger home, god they really know how to albino tickle.
When dandruff falls from ones head like an Iowan snow storm in mid January.
Jeff : "I couldn't tell if it was snowing, he has a cocaine problem or he just hadn't washed his hair in weeks"
bob: "Those poor albino lemmings, probably hard to get traction from all that grease."
when you have a chick, playing a tune on your mick, then, once you cream off, jab her in the stomach so it comes out her nostrils
the moment i knew she was a swallower, I punked her one in the tub so hard, she grilled an Albino Dragon.
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White russian minus the kahlua--essentially vodka and cream.
An albino russian is a drink the bartender serves when they don't know what a white russian is.
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N. A degrading sex move that involves the male ejaculating into his hand, and slapping a female in her face.
Bitch was talking back to me, so I jizzed in my hand and gave her an albino starfish.
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albino-ism, religion if u will. To live in the dark and become white with red beedy eyes.
Elias, get some sunshine man... whats with the albinoism!?
Elias, this albinoism is just shit, it wont let me submit cos this 'Example is too short' so i'll crap on a bit..
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A pickle that likes to be tossed in a spice garden with a blonde wig on. It usually has a better time when googley eyes are glued on, or if it has an erection because of a cucumber.
Woa! Look at that Albino pickle go!
Damn, those things are AMAZING.
Yeah, screw Kardashians. This shit is amazing,
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