Skinny twig that cannot run. He gets pushed around by wind.
Oh look at that aleks hanging of the tree.
A complete selfish dick, someone who should choke on the blanket he pissed on.
Hey, Aleks!
Homophobic Magic the Gathering Player. Typically resides in the state of New Jersey. Has .2 inch dick. Cum filled toes.
OH SHIT THERES AN ALEK PATOSCHKA ON MY DICK
Used to describe really disgusting and unhygienic apartments.
"Eww, that apartment looks like Magn og Aleks lejlighed"
The epitome of man. Truly the world's best lifeform. the only equivalent is maxing out every single stat in a video game. Looks, 10, Bitch Pulls, 10, Muscles, 10, hair 10
Alek David fish is the best man on earth.