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Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes

I wonder if they were originally brown? Perhaps not --- according to her biography, she and Hubby have been married for many years and get along quite well, so presumably she's never had much occasion to have her significant other cause her to "cry her brown eyes blue".

I could never quite understand how the song "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" made much sense, since Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes.

by QuacksO May 23, 2020


Already fucked chicken

A chicken that has been fucked by a human penis

Me and my homies cooked and ate the fuck out of this already fucked chicken

by Shant8man December 5, 2021


Already re-unopend

To allow yourself to be trolled or catfished more than once Buy the same person

Did you hear about tom he was Already re-unopend same person week Yeah that's a real Idiot there

by 1 step away from crazy3 steps March 5, 2023


already-existing coffee

Also called AEC (not to be confused with AOC). Not-exactly-fresh coffee. Coffee still in the pot from the morning, or the previous night.

"Hey, you want some coffee? I've got some left over from breakfast, or I can make a fresh pot..."

"Nah, don't bother with fresh, already-existing coffee will be fine."

by skipmendler December 22, 2022


Already bought the kilt

A phrase used when pointing out that someone has already sunk too much effort into a situation to turn back or quit.

"I don't know if I can finish this degree, I don't even like economics..."
"dude, I know you're exhausted, but you can't quit now, you already bought the kilt."

"Why do you even want to be in his wedding if he's such a jerk? Just drop out!"
"I can't man, I have to go through with it, I already bought the kilt."

by alone.ranger July 29, 2021


suckem off already

When a guy is obsessed with another guy. Star struck individual that sees another man as a god. Another way to say get off his balls.

Leonzo: That guy is swole like Hulk Hogan!!

Roberto: Suckem off already!!!

by NemesisVik December 16, 2021


wrong already

Local phrase used in Hawaii: when someone makes a decision that is wrong from the beginning; fatal mistake; fundamentally wrong to achieve desired goal

George Bush's decision to invade Iraq was wrong already.

by PoetryWithoutANet May 23, 2009