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Someone who sits in their basement by themselves playing massive multiplayer online roleplaying games (MMORPG), like World of Warcraft or Everquest.
"Dude, Bob won't go out with us on Friday, he's a basement elf."
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Elf Envy... what guys get when any girl talks about Legolas too much. It is a proven fact that no guy can stand the sight of Orlando Bloom, due to his supreme desirability to women everywhere and the knowledge that they could never compare.
My boyfriend slowly turned green with supressed Elf Envy as he walked into my room, which was plastered wall-to-wall with posters of Orlando Bloom.
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Similar to "Down Syndrome," a mutation that results in "Elf" like qualities such as:
-Abnormal Average Height (Below)
-Large Ears (Larger than average)
1: That chick looks hot.
2: Wait till she turns around.
1: OMFG 'ELF SYNDROME'
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1) An elf from the Harry Potter series that has to obey its master and do whatever is asked of it. It can only become free if master presents it with clothes. (Some house elves work in the Hogwarts school kitchens.)
2) Someone who listens to everything that his parents tell him to do, even bogus things like ironing a bunch of clothes, vaccuming a car he doesn't drive, fixing vegetables, etc. Some house elves have cell phones that go off at random times, always from the parent asking him to do a task, and because of his house elf nature he is forced to obey.
"Dobby had to obey Lucius Malfoy because he was his house elf"
"Why does Johnny always iron the clothes, vaccum, and fix the vegetables when he could just refuse? He's such a house elf!!"
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The opposite of a Cock Block. Someone who helps you get a girl, just like Santa's little helpers.
Hey, that girl is really cute, but her friend is ugly, will you cock elf for me and dance with the ugly one?
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A santa claus who fucks his elfs, or just a man who dresses like santa claus and fucks elfs. Or just a man who fucks elfs. See Bad Santa
Whos the bitch now, Elf Fucker?
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A race in the Elder Scrolls video game series.
Dunmer, also known as Dark Elves, are the dark-skinned Elven peoples of the Eastern Empire. "Dark" is variously understood to mean "dark-skinned," "gloomy," and "ill-favored by fate." The Dunmer and their national character embrace these various connotations with enthusiasm. In the Empire, "Dark Elves" is the common usage, but in their Morrowind homeland, and among their Aldmeri brethren, they call themselves the "Dunmer". The dark-skinned, red-eyed Dunmer combine powerful intellect with strong and agile physiques, producing superior warriors and sorcerers. On the battlefield, Dunmer are noted for their skilled and balanced integration of the sword, the bow and destruction magic. In character, they are grim, aloof, and reserved, distrusting and disdainful of other races. Life in the volcanic terrains of Vvardenfell has made them very resistant to fire; they laugh in the face of enemies lobbing fireballs at them.
Dunmer are treated distrustfully by other races. They are often proud, ruthless, cruel, and young female Dark Elves are well known for their promiscuity. While the skills and strengths of the race makes them very powerful, vengefulness, ages-long conflicts, betrayals, and ill reputation prevent them from gaining more significance.
An enemy dark elf will most frequently be encountered as Bandit Bowmen or as a Bandit Ringleader.
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