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android

the defnition of shit

look at this shitbox!
what is it?
an android
oh

by Ihavenocluewhattouseasmyname March 23, 2022


android

An operating sistem for too fuckin expensive devices

Look,i got an android device,its very cool!

by thatguy9374 January 20, 2022


Android

It is a phone that competes with iPhone and it doesn’t really because it’s a piece of shit. It is also known as the “shitdroid

Bro when are you gonna get the new shitdroid 5
A really bad phone I got the new iPhone XR bruh

Shit droid means a really bad android which is al androids

by iPhone boi not shitdroid October 25, 2019


Android

A piece of garbage koreans call a phone

Why you got an android, you gay or something?

by The_Chick_Diesel_69 October 14, 2021


android

a phone for broke asses and fucking losers

Example 1:
P1: “I have an Android!”
P2: “What a fucking loser…”

Example 2:
P1: “I have an Android!”

P2: “Broke ass.”

by ihateandroidusers April 2, 2024


Android

A POS "smart"phone (really just "phone") that people who want to seem quirky and different get to make a crap conversation starter. Objectively worse than iPhone in every way except for a couple of "customization" features that people use to feel better about their choice in devices.

These devices usually only get one or two years of updates compared to the 6 years minimum that all Apple devices get. Some models made by Samsumg are literal bombs not permitted on airplanes.

Normal person: Hey, can you AirDrop me those photos?
Android user: I acTuaLlY haVe aN aNDRoId wIth 6gB oF mEMoRy!!!1!! My dEvICE is tOo fAncY fOr aIrDrOP sO i ActuaLLy can'T.
Normal person: My iPhone has half the memory and literally has twice the battery life, features, and performance. Could I see those photos?
(Sees Android pics)
Normal person: Nevermind, I don't want those photos. The original iPhone takes better photos.

by notaratio March 19, 2023


Android

The worst graphics you can find on the planet.

Hey I got and android
His friend: why r u?

by Delicate food June 3, 2022