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Anton Lilja

Anton Lilja is a hot and very intresting man. He have a lot of good skills that the ladies like.

Your almost as perfect as Anton Lilja

by gladiator138 November 29, 2016

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National Anton Day

December 5th- a day to celebrate and pledge allegiance to Anton

Today is December 5th! Happy National Anton Day!

by conxent December 4, 2022


Dirty Anton

Where a man ejaculates into ones own mouth

My mother watched my farther do a dirty anton

by Bigdicgary December 25, 2020

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Anton's Ping-Pong

A ping-pong game in which each player is drafted a random toy to strategically place wherever they wish on their opponent's side of the table in hopes of hitting the toy with the ping-pong ball during the game, thus making it virtually impossible for their opponent to return your hit. When the game comes down to Sucker's Serve another toy, preferably Joker Van, is tossed or wheeled across the table at the time of the serve by Anton himself in hopes of ruining the serve.

Nick: You wanna play ping-pong?

Mike: Not really.

Nick: How about Anton's Ping-Pong?

Mike: Fine, but I hope I am drafted Barbie since she is a large target due to her long hair.

by gpc March 12, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Austen Abdullah Anton

3 Boyfriends who never stop playing with each other they hate everyone else and burp in each other face

Austen Abdullah Anton are sucking off eachother

by BabaTunde Man April 25, 2021


anton szandor lavey

Anton Szandor LaVey was born in 1930. He was the first person to introduce the ideas of indulgence into a religion, Satanism. It all started one night in the 1960's; LaVey shaved his head bald, and later wrote the Satanic Bible, among others. He gave many interviews and published many books before his death in 1997. He sparked a controversial way of life which has been misunderstood by most, but to Satanists, he remains an important man in religious history. And no, he never killed any children or did drugs.

"who's that weird bald guy?"
"that's Anton Szandor LaVey, the founder of Satanism"

by Satanic_Wrath March 26, 2007

47๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Anton Chtefanov Bagger

Let med describe this kid for you. Pay close attention to the text that I am about to write.

An average human body has about 38 trillion cells. In each of these cells there is a spiral helix of DNA that, if stretched to its maximum, is about two meters long. DNA is one of the densest stores of information on the planet: a single gram of DNA stores about 700 terabytes of information. If we stretched out the 76 trillion meters of DNA in my body and recorded, character by character, the word "Hate" over and over and over again, this pile of information could not store the tiniest fraction of a trillionth of the hatred that I feel for you right now. Every drop of blood in my body cries out for your death. My very soul writhes in disgust. Your mere existence is a blasphemy and an affront to every possible virtue and quality that any rational being can possess. You are a deception to Satan himself.

Anton Chtefanov Bagger is a fucking piece of shit

by nigerianbaba69 May 8, 2023