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Economic Anxiety

A phenomenon plaguing white, working class Americans that makes them concerned about their finances and also really racist.

Some people voted for Trump due to economic anxiety.

by SugarNoodles May 8, 2018

31๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Performance Anxiety

the feeling of panic, utter helplessness, and ineptitude, when someone is looking over your shoulder and you are trying to show them something on your computer

Mary had complete performance anxiety trying to navigate to the correct folder to show Jim the correct spreadsheet.

by Happy Girly of course! February 23, 2010

37๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cellparation Anxiety

Like separation anxiety except with your cell or blackberry. The lump in your stomach and anxiety that overcomes you when you lose, forget or damage your cell and it does not work.

I got on the flight to Vegas and realized I had left my cell phone in the car and cellparation anxiety overcame me.

Sadler's battery had only one bar left and he began to feel cellparation anxiety.

by B. Hanback July 23, 2008

30๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


peeformance anxiety

n. Not being able to pee when other people are around. This can be particularly noticeable in crowded public restrooms and on hiking trips when others are waiting for you to finish peeing.

(Looking back at long line of patrons waiting for your urinal) "Sorry guys, I'm having a little peeformance anxiety here."

by Bill Tyrant July 18, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bisexual Anxiety

When you haven't hade sex with anyone of the same sex for a while and start to miss it a bit...

I actually said bisexual kissing, but the swedish word for kissing (or more like making out) is very similar to the word anxiety and my boyfriend heard it wrong and it became a new word! =) LOL!

"I have Bisexual Anxiety, I havent had sex with a person of the same sex for ages!" (I know, stupid example, can't think of a good one tho :S can you?)

by Angelbits February 11, 2010

37๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


anxiety attack

It's different for everyone, but picture anxiety combined with a panic attack, all of your senses going into over drive, lights seeming brighter, sounds getting louder and you're hyperventilating.

friend: Why were you late to bio?
me: I was having an anxiety attack

by _mooo_ July 31, 2021

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tab Anxiety

When a tab whore cannot bear to shutdown his computer for the risk of losing all the open websites in his tab dump.

Dude, my computer is runnin slower than turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Just restart it fuckface.

Can't. My tab anxiety's killin' me. I need to check out these links but haven't had the time.

by Syracuse JOHNSON February 26, 2010