the perfect human, and angel, a loving person, amazing personality, great looks, literally the perfect human.
locals: omg i hate ariana grande
me: bitch shut the fuck up youβre just jealous ur not talented like her, thank u, next bitch π
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god damn she is problematic, lowkey does blackface. you can't even tell her ethnicity. she was prettier when she actually looked like a normal white person and not some fucked up ethnically ambiguous bitch.
arianator: i LOVE ariana grande, unproblematic queen sksksks
someone: didn't she joke about jon benet's death?
arianator: shut the fuck up *makes a death threat) thank u, next
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hate to break it to ya, but god isn't a man, god is a woman and by woman i mean ariana grande
(also a big softie)
person 1: did you hear ariana grande's new song?
person 2: yes, it's amazing and she's a goddess
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the best human that exists who will snatch ur weave with her vocals. she gorgeous and has the CUTEST DOGS EVER and ofc we cant forget PIGGY SMALLZ π₯° get well soon is definitely her best song but all of her songs are masterpieces
me: hey have u heard of ariana grande?
them: HELL YEAH SHES THE BEST SINGER ON EARTH
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A simple present tense that means Ariana grandeβs fans are listening to her music.
E.g mom:what are you doinβ?
Me:I am Ariana granding.
an actual goddess. she is too pure for this world.
person one: who is that absolutely stunning person singing with the voice of an angle on that stage?
person two: that's ariana grande bitch.
person one: imma stan her now. damn.
person two: as you should. PERIOD.
Something that you can order at Starbucks.
Can I have an Ariana Grande? I Heard- it was super popular.
Cashier:no.