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A t-800 sent thorw time by skynet
to Infiltrate America and slowly
work it's way up to President.once it becomes President it will begin construction on the military defence computer skynet and start Jugdement Day.
Don't fuck with Arnold Schwarzenegger he's a terminator
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the apex of lame. the most uncool of the uncool. the worst part of any situation; a made up person responsible for anything that is upsetting/unpleasant/unsatisfactory.
-"Hey Bill, wanna go get drinks after work?"
-"Sorry I can't tonight."
-"Oh hello Wack Arnold. When did you get here? I thought I was talking to my friend Bill."
-"Dude this party sucks."
-"Yeah I heard Wack Arnold put this together."
-"I'm thinking about going on a diet."
-"You know who you sound like right now? Wack Arnold."
-"Hey Joe, I need to take tomorrow off. I'm taking my family up to Canada for the weekend."
-"Canada? Who's your travel agent? Wack Arnold?"
-"Dude it hurts when I pee. I think that chick gave me something last night."
-"Did you go home with Wack Arnold again?"
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The Governor of The Republic of California, a former movie star and buisinessman who successfully ran for governor against the failed and corrupt Gray Davis. He is known as the Governator and enjoys crushing girly men, robots, and illegal aliens. Mess with him, and you will feel the full wrath of the Governator. He traveled back in time to ensure the survival of John Connor. His last name need not be said (or spelled), he is simply referred to as Arnold. His list of accomplishments can be viewed at www.joinarnold.com. He is looking forward to serving a second term in office. Keep it up, Arnold! California is proud of you!
"I'll be back"
"Join Arnold! Together, we'll bring back California"
"Our governor can beat up your governor!"
"your borders have been breached!!!"
"two words: Arnold Schwarzenegger"
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A totally sweet action hero of many movies in which physic and reality play little to no part.
Newslady: Arnold Schwarzenegger, do you have a political platform yet?
AS: I'm a cop you idiot.
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I'm Fucking Arnold swarchenegger.
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broke his ankle getting pushed over by kaden forbutt.
your as weak as a kaden arnold
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Fecal matter that is half diarrhea and half solid. Named after the famous Arnold Palmer drink.
Example 1
Steve: "Ah man I just took a huge dump."
Bill: "Yeah? How was it?"
Steve: "It was an Arnold Palmer."
Bill: "Oh, sick."
Example 2
"Just had an Arnold Palmer, it was a pain to wipe."
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