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there's always shit in a butt

When everything is going bad but you remember there’s always shit in a butt to make it into a positive

“Dude work was such shit today”
“Don’t stress my dude there's always shit in a butt”
there's always shit in a butt

by FriendBesto February 23, 2021


said everyone always

a phrase which signifies something is completely true under all circumstances

Teacher: "Class, slavery was not respectful towards the Africans who were brought here."
Class: "Said everyone always!!"

by von groovy May 31, 2019


everything's always fine

Philosophy used to run the global banking system.

Ah, but you are forgetting, everything's always fine

by The_Hess November 12, 2010

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always in my heart

An alternative way to say ''i love you so much''

Louis : Always in my heart @Harrystyles
Yours sincerely, louis

by directionerlarries June 3, 2017

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Always Wanted the Cookies

When your crush tells you they only want a hook up instead of a relationship, so you agree to just hooking up, only to find out later that they really did want a relationship.

Dude, you told me I can't eat the cookies, so I didn’t eat the cookies and now you're mad at me for not eating the cookies when I Always Wanted the Cookies!!

by fingernailsthatshinelikejustic March 19, 2020

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always bet on hatch

To bet on to accomplish the goal required.

Comes from the old World of Warcraft proverb ' we just stole the quest from you '

If you are in a situation with 3 or more guilds waiting for a specific enemy to spawn you can bet on hatch to get the first hit and piss all the others off who have been waiting for a week


fuckin swe's

by Reektan March 2, 2005

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always on your phone

A phrase usually used by a fuckwit

You're always on your phone, the other person replies with, you're a fuckwit

by ThermalThrottle June 16, 2017