asexual romantic

basically a relationship with no sexual attraction, like a friendship but with all the couple-y stuff

sometimes i feel like Luke may be asexual romantic

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grey asexual

A person who experiences sexual atratration or no sexual attraction for a short period of time or long period of time gliding on the ace spectrum

"That person is grey asexual they are very in love with their partner and sometimes do the dirty"

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demibiromantic asexual

Someone who only forms crushes on someone they have established a bond with that is either male or female. They do not have any sexual drive either, solely romantic

I identify as a demibiromantic asexual

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Asexual Predator

Someone who, unlike a sexual predator, is asexual and kidnaps kids for non-sexual reasons, like making food.

I went to the free kandy van because i was horny and wanted to get fucked.
Unfortunatley, it wan Not a sexual predator in there, But an Asexual predator, and now i have to make Garlic Bread for Him.

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Asexual rights!

Asexual rights! is a way of bringing awareness to Asexuals and say screw you
To the LGTBQ community (not to be mistaken for LGBTQ people who are really kind) which treats people who identify as attack helicopters like gods but treat asexuals like trash

Person1: so I got kicked out of the LGBTQ community for being Asexual so I am going to sue them for discrimination

Person2: Asexual rights!

asexual lesbians

women who are only attracted to women but they only like to cuddle nothing sexual

asexual lesbians exist ;)

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tumblr asexual

Also known as Tumblr Ace.

An asexual belonging to the tumblr-founded cult of believing they are special snowflakes for not feeling sexual attraction. Usually cringy, whiny, and annoying.
Might display:

•hatred towards sight of any physical contact (innapropriate or not)
•labeling said contact as "pornographic" sometimes even in the case of children
•cringy puns about cake

•open disgust towards lesbians, •claiming that they can say slurs they cannot
•attempts to force themselves into the LGBT community that they are not apart of
•Fake wokeness
•Transphobia

!!!!!!!!Not to be confused with a normal asexual person who just wants to exist.
Props to you guys.

Individuals who spot one of these tumblr goblins in public are advised to back away slowly.

"i lOvE cAke! wHy SeX wHen yOu cAn eAt Cake!" "Oh no, it's a tumblr asexual!"

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