sling shit asia

a term used to describe something that is far away; derived from the myth that asian peoples would throw their fecal matter as a means of self defense because the emperor had taken their weapons away

Look how much it's raining dude. Why did you have to park the car way out in sling shit asia? We are going to get soaked!

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the corrupted tri-state of Asia

(n)
made up of China (the People's Republic of China), North Korea (the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea), and South Korea (the Republic of Korea) considered as cancer of Asia

East Turkistan, South Mongolia, Tibet and Taiwan are not parts of the corrupted tri-state of Asia.

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White guy in Asia tummy

When you have IBS from spicy/Asian food

Guy 1: Dude I have white guy in Asia tummy

Guy 2: Closest toilets are halfway along the beach; run! But here are some baby wipes in case you don't make it!

10th June - International Asia loves Chris day

Is well known that 10th June is the International Asia loves Chris day, where she demonstrates her love for him.

Oh, sweetie. Today is 10th June - International Asia loves Chris day. Im gonna prepare you some pierogis!

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PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA

Pluh

person 1: PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA

person 2: pluh

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asia stiles

Asia is the nicest girl you will ever find. Many people think she’s blunt, mean and closed off but deep down inside she’s probably dealing with a lot. She needs a shoulder to lean on but won’t open up because she likes to be independent and strong. So if she lets you in don’t break her. Please

Asia stiles is strong on the outside but soft and kind on the inside.

If ASIA gives you her heart treat it carefully because if you mess up she’s done with you. No second chances. Also if you like her just shoot your shot because chances are she might like you too! You never know until you try.

asia iteous

Being or having a phobia to asia, beautiful girl and addictive! Tends to be a tanner girl smart and beautiful

I have asia iteous dude.. she's so addictive