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When you can’t see a thing

I’m so Asian I can’t see a thing

by D3fau1tdan December 5, 2018

4πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


asian

Doctor

Asian=Doctor

by Genbu March 24, 2017

8πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


The Asian

The act of ejaculating on a woman's eyes, so she squints, making her eyes look like an asian's.

Yesterday my girl was talking to much, so gave her The Asian to make her shut up.

by Super Dope January 10, 2012

13πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


Asian

An "Asian" typically describes one of oriental culture thinking that they're cool because they are Asian.

Many of these "Asian's" consist of Filipinos, who technically are; Asian-Pacific Islander. At the same time, there are many other "Asian's" of different oriental races, such as the Japanese, Chinese, Taiwanese, etc.

Most male "Asian's" like to outgrow their hair to about eyebrow length; keeping it well conditioned and refuse to cut the front, or any part of their hair. They have an extreme obsession with K-Pop, or Korean pop.

A way to find an "Asian" on the internet is to look at their username. If it consists of anything relating to pandas, rice, noodles, the shortened term Azn, swag, or anything of the like, you have found one.

Person 1: Hey Justin, why do you like pandas?

Justin: Because they're fluffy <3

Person 1: That's not exactly the best answer. Are you saying this because it relates to the Asian race, or country?

Justin: No, pandas are black, white and Asian.

Person 1: You are a disgrace to the Asian race.

by TheEthicalOne February 26, 2012

13πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


Asians

Yellow people that have eyes that look like lines.

Are these Asians sleepwalking, because their eyes look like lines

by white-washed asian123 December 10, 2010

27πŸ‘ 102πŸ‘Ž


Asians

Unlike number 19s ignorance I look past racist stereotypes and think for myself, ya real original asshole, my boyfriends half Cambodian and his dads side of the family are all Cambodian and they are incredible people who treat me better than my own family. Where do you get your facts from, other ignorant assholes like you. Asians are people just like you and me but geuss what your little comment about their penis size probably stems from your need to compensate. oh how sad for you. So fuck you asshole.

Asians have small penises.

by HateAssholes March 4, 2010

13πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


Asian

Being asian means strict parents, all As in school, your probably a nerd trying to fit in, you like rice and boba and all sorts of asian foods, people make fun of your eyes for being slanted, and they say ching chong ling long.

Asian Girl: Hi.
White Girl: CHING CHONG LING LONG
Asian Girl: Fuck off.

by asians are litty November 26, 2017

3πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž