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Theist: Someone who knows god personally.
Atheist: Someone who can prove that god doesn't exist.
Agnostic: Someone who believes that god in unknown at this time.
"I thought I was an atheist but I'm really an agnostic"
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Proof that humans have gotten too big for their britches.
Person #1: Oh my God. It's totally raining fire. I think it's Judgement Day.
Person #2: Huh.
Person #1: Maybe...we should pray for salvation?
Person #2: Nah, I don't need eternal life and forgivness. I'm an atheist.
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Some one who doesn't believe in a god or gods, and is apparently attacked a lot on urban dictionary by ignorant fools who use stereotypes and stupid situations that are made up on the spot and don't even prove their point
See other urban dictionary definitions of atheist
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A person who simply does not believe in any higher power. Some people say we worship the devil, but this is not possible, because we do not believe in the devil. Some say it is an excuse to do wrong things or not to do good things. This is also a false statement. Some say that atheist hat Christians, actually, seeing the previous definitions, it's the Christians doing most of the hating. Some people say that it's just a bunch of kids going around trying to be cool. I don't think me being atheist makes me any cooler, seeing as I don't prance around school yelling "I'm atheist!" I'm pretty sure no one else does that either... We do not hate all religions, actually, my best friend is actually very religious. She is Part of Jehovah's Witness, which by the way is not a cult and no one should be judged in any way by their religion, non-religion, or beliefs unless of course they push it on other people. Then they aren't very nice people.
Atheist: I'd like to donate this to the charity fund
Not very nice person walking out of church: Why didn't you go to church?
Atheist: I'm atheist.
Not very nice person: Whore! (or also possibly: slut, satanist, or anything else that really makes no sense for someone to say about someone who doesn't believe in higher powers because it is completely non related)
For my bestest friend in the world:
JW:I would like volunteer at this animal shelter
NVNP: Hey! What church do you go to?
JW: The Jehovah's witness one
NVNP: you're part of a cult!!!!!!!!!!!
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1. A person that is in a disbelief in the existence of a god or gods (A meaning "no" and theism meaning "god(s)") and is to understand that science can explain everything.
2. Often characterized as "arrogant" or "misfortunate"/"damned to hell" for not having faith in any religion of sorts.
3. Could be described as a "see it to believe it" type person as they have not seen real physical evidence of a deity and as a result, do not believe in any theism.
1. Christian: "So how was the world created?"
Atheist: "So how was God created?"
Christian: "He always was and always will be."
Atheist: "Yeah well a bunch of pressurized gas and such exploded and infinitely expanded, to me."
2. Christian: "What church do you go to?"
Atheist: "I'm an Atheist; I don't go to church."
Christian: "How can you just say God doesn't exist?"
(In this situation, the Christian is actually being arrogant in that they are questioning another's belief in an arrogant tone.)
3. Christian: "Did you hear that they found Noah's ark?!"
Atheist: "About 85% of the world believes in some kind of ark and you all are always trying to convert everyone to your religion to 'save us'. How can I be so sure it's real if I haven't discovered it myself?"
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The word Atheist refers to someone who is a follower of the Atheist Religion. The religion of Atheism was founded between 20-25AD by Arad Atheus, a Gomorrahn Shepard who was actively involved in and, though not known for certain, is said to have led the campaign to ban Jesus from preaching. Arad Atheus was conservative in his ways and saw Jesus's progressive philosophy of life and promotion of abstention to be harmful and restrictive of the common people's natural desires. Atheus had followers similar in number, perhaps even higher, than those gathered by Jesus. Atheus died of leprosy at the age of 40, shortly before the crucifixion of Jesus. Atheus contributed greatly to the edict that ultimately sent Jesus to his death. The holy book of Modern Atheism is The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins - the current High Priest of Atheism. Approximately 15% of the world are Atheists and Atheists use the findings of science rather than the idea of an almighty God to explain the universe
Isn't it great to be an Atheist?
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Someone who doesn't know how to spell athiest.
hey I'm a atheist come to my laboratory
Jim: but you're a atheist so you don't have a laboratory you lier, plus you don't know how to spell atheist either....
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