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An alternative to showering
When a person is late, or just lazy, and instead of showering they put on a hat and apply a generous dose of Axe body spray
I woke up 5 minutes before class started today, so I had to hat and axe it with all the rush.
Dude, we're just going to the mall. Stop being such a nancy and just hat and axe it.
He's been hat and axing it for 2 days now. Keep a safe distance cause he smells like a bucket of ass.
Scott: "You've got a date tonight. Aren't you going to shower?"
Roommate: "No man, she's fat and I kinda think she has herpes. I'm just gonna hat and axe it."
When someone sprays you with so much Axe body spray you feel violated from the very smell.
Party A: Surprise! Your about to get Axe raped!
Party B: Ugh now I feel violated.
adj. Describing someone who has a really fugly face.
Origins came from "it looks like that chicks face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with an axe"
Tony, You were too drunk to realize you boinked an axe face!
She's a total axe face before she puts on make up
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superfluously tacked on to pretty much any sentence that ends in a noun.
Guy: we can take my car.
Person: AND MY AXE!
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The effect achieved when a large group of ignorant and insecure pubescent boys attempt to cover up their smell with excessive quantities of Axe while at the same time forgetting to bathe regularly. The resulting smell is a combination of that of severe B.O. and that of a severe chemical spill.
The Axe Effect is especially prevalent in tenth grade hallways.
Person A: "Damn! What the fuck is that smell?!"
Person B: "Oh shit man, that's The Axe Effect!"
Person A: "Let's get the fuck out of this grade 10 hallway!"
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A male phallus that often finds itself in a females vagina
My dick is quite the muff axe, I banged three different girls last night and one this morning.
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An axe box is a confined space or room filled with Axe body spray. This can be accomplished with an axe bomb or naturally occurs any boys high school or college locker room. Being in one for even a few minutes will leave you smelling like axe for days. May also cause headaches or brain damage that leaves you believing that axe actually smells good.
my roommate axe boxed our dorm. kill me.