Chocking on the Badge

When one experiences their first gay act at a boy scout camp

One thing led to another and this year at camp was the first time I got caught chocking on the badge.

sheriffs badge

Refers to the human anus or "arse hole".

Originates from the pattern of the anal sphincter, similar to the definition of chocolate starfish.

"Where is it painful?"

"Around my Sheriffs badge!"

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sex badges

Earning Badges for Sexual acts.Once you get 1000 you win the golden penis award!

I got two sex badges last night. one with joe. and one with pete.

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a lot of badge

a lot of fanny/pussy/vagina etc.

This car would get you a lot of badge man!

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V-Badge

To still have your virginity

Guy 1: "Did she take your V-badge?"
Guy 2: "Nope, still sown on my sleeve."

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Vadge Badge

Any noticable remnant left behind by a vagina, usually on one's person or property.

"I fucked a chick on the rag lastnight and I've still got the vadge badge on my cock."

"My fingers still smell like pussy. Get a whiff of this vadge badge."

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vadge badge

A well-groomed, preferably small area of pubic hair on a woman.

That bikini bottom barely hid her vadge badge!

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