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Where a bagel gets put on the end of a mans penis and a girl eats the bagel
Omg David can I give you a dick-bagel baby
Omg Timmy you got dick-bageled?!
A wanna-be knacker. Thinks they're hardcore, but usually you don't want to mess with them anyways.
Tome bagel: Are you fuckin' jokin' me, ya flute get outta me face ''fore I break it for ya, ri'?
Victim: I'm sorry.
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A Krispy Kreme doughnut. Not a KK style doughnut, but an actual risen, fried, and run through a shower of sugar doughnut right off the production line at an authorized Krispy Kreme shop. No other will do. Originated in Winston-Salem, NC at the foot of the Appalachian mountains. Hence the name: hillbilly bagel.
Let’s do get a dunkin donut! No way, I need a hillbilly bagel from Krispy Kreme. My teeth may have already fallen out, but I’ve still got my sweet tooth firmly in place.
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Another name for a Jewish person. Occationally degratory.
"Where did all these Yarmulke wearing Bagel Munchers come from?"
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A slut that has been fucked so many times you can see straight through her vagina like a bagel.
The stupid slut bagel has been on that corner for 29 years.
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the act of randomly but strategically placing bagels in an urban area.
Bagel dumping is when you leave a bagel on a sign, the roof of a building, or a persons desk when they aren't looking, Basically any place you see fit.
A jelly bagel is very simply described as when a man, or woman has a tongue ring and eats out his or her partner's butthole, also known as a rimjob, until it bleeds.. It is called a Jelly Bagel because the butthole is the bagel and the tongue ring acts as the knife that spreads the jelly, which of course is the blood.. Bikers, as well as hardcore rockers, often like to use the Jelly Bagel as their main source of sexual arousment.
Austin: Damn Ben, that jelly bagel you gave me last night was intense. Im still feeling it this morning!!
Ben: Yehh, tell me about it..Im still cleaning the pubes and the blood off my tongue ring..
Austin: We are doing that again soon!!
Ben: Fo Sho!!
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