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Ugly white boy with missing teeth who has to have a girlfriend and kids by his side to hide the fact that he secretly likes to be bent over and given it hard by another man in the butt. He has been this way for years and has to hide it because he talks so much shit about others and knows everybody will laugh at him. His girlfriends secretly know about this and have tried to remain on their side but he ends up messing up the relationship because he drinks so much and tries to sleep with anybody and everybody. Also has to constantly speak down on other females to make himself feel better because his butthole still hurts from the the big cucumber his girl shoved up his but the night before without using lube.
Oh he takes it in the butt? What a baldy downlow.
Baldi is the love filled, non derogatory form of baldy.
Hey baldi, long time no see? I see you lost your wife and more hair since the last time we met.
A slightly over weight person, with a receding hairline. Be careful because they can be very sensitive whenever you mention their hair or weight.
“ Your such a baldi!”
An angry creature that will destroy its mortal enemy with its claws that are 10ft tall and 1ft wide they have a razor sharp edge and can slice through sheet metal beware if you spot this creature it does not know what play is. It is always in attack mode and will never stop until its prey is killed.
"RUN ITS A BALD BITING BALDI!"
¨GET THE GUN!"
Landon ball’s dick shaved and very smooth
1.Dude last night baldy tasted so good
2.Dan did you go down on baldy and kiss the shit out of him
hot mess
overweight bae
kidshelpline member
pornstar
Hannah Baldie is a fat shit and deserves to work at makkaz