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The act of keeping items in your car to take advantage of women when on thier own and can't run away.
Items such as rope and duct tape
-That guy over there has a rapey barker kit in his car I wonder who is going to get taken later
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LANDON BARKER IS A BARKER WHOSE DAD IS BALD YOU COULD LITERALLY SLAP CHEESE ON HIS BIG ASHY TATTOOED FOREHEAD. MAN GOT LIKE FIFTY HEADS ON ONE HEAD. HIS DAD IS A SKINNY PIECE OF FRIED RICE.
DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED WITH HIS SISTER ALABAMA
Chase Hudson: hey babe!
Charli Damelio: ew
Chase Hudson: what did I do honey sugar plumb
Charli Damelio: Landon's better
Landon Barker: I'm better b!+h
Charli Damelio: bye chase
Chase Hudson: YOU’RE A SHOWSTOPPER A BAD LIER HOMIE HOPPER DRAMA STARTER
chase Hudson: YOU COULD OF HAD A ROCK STAR BUT YOU CHOSE UP ON A BUM STAR BOOT LEG VERSION OF ME THATS YOUR LOSE HAD TO FIND OUT FROM A PHOTO HANGING ON YOUR ARM LIKE A KNOCK OFF
STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE NOTHING NEVER REALLY SAW THIS COMING...
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Dog Poo... noun.... the dog is delivering a barker burger. To remove said burger one must do Barker Burger Duty.
Son there is a barker burger on the back lawn, do your duty and pick it up.
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Any girl who fancies herself a style maven but is, in reality, just an ugly girl in a trendy outfit.
Did you see the great outfit Lisa was wearing? Too bad she's such a Sarah Jessica Barker that no one will even notice.
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The act of spading or nutering your dog or cat and/or the act of a male being publicly embarresed by female
Jon was given the Bob Barker Treatment from his girlfriend Summer.
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One of the hottest drummers alive who should love someone named Pammi....
(i wonder who wrote this...)
omfg! is that travis barker???? he is sooooo hott!!! BACK THE HELL OFF HES MINE!
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The act of a male being publicly humiliated by a female.
The inspiration comes from the end of all episodes of the Price is Right when Bob Barker remindes the viewers to spade or nuter their pets.
Brian was given the Bob Barker treatment from Summer in front of his boys at football practice!
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